MAIDSITE CLASS REPRESENTETIVE

I JUST LOVE MY SCHOOL UNIVERSITY OF MAIDUGURI....[UNIMAID] DO YOU LOVE YOUR SCHOOL?

u ask your friends..how far
with reading? They
say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.

 Lecturers will be telling you "buying
my handout is not
compulsory" but
class Rep...let me have the list of those that have bought

 You graduate with 2.20 and you will be
telling yourself. If it
was to be
FUL... I would have been a
3.20 graduate by now.

 If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature
on a form.

 In UNIMAID you don't need to
go far for anything...right in your
hostel you have an electrician,
painter, carpenter,
plumber (even a
drug dealer).

UNIMAID guys can configure
free browsing on small Nokia
torchlight phone. (I no mention
Yahoo join o. Lol).

 You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that
all seats have
been occupied by bags & books in the class leave am for school go back house?.

U have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are already late for lectures.

 Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear
a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he
turns
back-------class don full. Lol

come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and lots more.

*During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all. Everyone become born- again by force.

* It's always funny when exam
supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many
students suddenly develop that
super human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50seconds.


Please let us put our hands together for our fantastic MAIDSITE