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Saturday, June 29, 2019

ARTICLE ON TIME⌚



   It is a mistake to think time is going. Time is not going. Time is here until the world ends. It is you that is going. You don’t waste time. Time is infinite. You waste yourself. You are finite. It is you that groves old and die. Time doesn’t. So make better use of yourself before you expire.
    And one of the worst things to do with time is comparing yourself to others. A cow🐄 eats grass and gets fat but if dog🐕 eats grass, it will die. Never compare yourself with others. Run your race. What works for one person may be that which will kill you. Focus on the gifts and talents God gave you and don’t be envious of the blessings He gave others.

   Both Lion🐅 and Shark🐋 are professional hunters, BUT:
A Lion cannot hunt in the Ocean and a Shark cannot hunt in the jungle
That a Lion cannot hunt in the ocean doesn't make him useless and that a Shark cannot hunt in the jungle doesn't also make him useless both have their own territory where they can do well

If a rose smells better than tomatoes, It doesn't mean the rose can make a better stew. Don't try to compare yourself to others. You also have your own strength, look for it and build on it. All animals that exist, were in Noah's ark. A snail is one of those animals. If God could wait long enough for snails to enter Noah's ark; His door of grace won't close till you reach your expected position in life. Never look👀 down on yourself, keep looking up. Remember that Broken crayons still colour.
_Keep on pushing, you never can tell how close you are to your goal...!

Wednesday, June 19, 2019

MARRIAGE

UNIVERSITY OF MARRIAGE FINAL YEAR MATHS EXAMS 2019

Time: 3Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS:
1 _ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS
2 _ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow.  eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 7+
(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members.  (5 Mks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than #1,500. Your daughter who is awaiting WASSCE result is using iPhone 7+ and Samsung Galaxy worth #80,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife #500 for a pot of soup, but you spend over #2000 in bars and restaurant. 
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)

   _BEST OF LUCK!_

SECTION B: Theory.
In one word give 5 reason why is difficult for Ladies to propose.

Your Time Starts Now. 

Thursday, June 13, 2019

My Birthday thank you speech

🎤I want to take a moment to say Thank you for everyone who has come down to came celebrate this birthday with me through phone calls📲, social media💬,SMS message 📩and at home🏡. It means a lot that you all taking the time and I most say that I am blessed have each and everyone of you in my life. Thank you

Birthday speech



Alhamdulillah,. I cannot thank Allah enough for making my existence fruitful, I thank you Allah for your blessings and guidance not only for myself, also to my family, friends and well wishers..
   Happy Birthday to me 🎂! I wish myself peace, smiles, and excellent mood. Let all the bad things go aside, may I overcome the hardships of life with ease, let every day of this new year 🕛 of life be filled with joy and happiness. Let there be good hope and infinite love.
   I am sorry for myself for the times i forgot to praise you and forgive me for my sins that I only think of my selfishness and rudeness of my heart …. Please bless my mind, my heart and my soul that I may able to act and speak according to your will.
   I pray for protection and guidance in my everyday journey and hear after … I also pray for good health and happiness of my family, friends and all my well wishers 💬.
   Thank you Almighty Allah for given me the best I ever desired for,for your words in me must surely come to pass Amen. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEE