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Thursday, January 31, 2019

EDUCATIONAL JOKE IN ELECTION

EDUCATIVE JOKE.

Written By: IBRAHIM MUSA BABA

     A sign board outside a restaurant reads..
"Eat as much as you can, your grand children will pay the bill"
   A man entered the restaurant and ate so much to a very large amount of money. He asked for a very expensive wine to wash the food down, and thereafter took a tooth pick and was relaxing...
     The waiter walk to him and gave him a bill of N48,670. He laughed, pointed to the sign board & said; "'Don't u see?, ' my grandchildren will pay' "
    The waiter replied, "Sir, this is not your bill, it's ur grandfathers' bill". What!!! The man shouted
     As you step into d election day come 2019, think of the good of your grandchildren, and how you will affect the unborn generation positively. Vote for the best person.
    Be wise with your vote, and save Nigeria.

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

TEACHER

*NAKED TRUTH*


Written By: IBRAHIM MUSA BABA

     One day, a school teacher wrote on the board the following:
*9×1=7*
*9×2=18*
*9×3=27*
*9×4=36*
*9×5=45*
*9×6=54*
*9×7=63*
*9×8=72*
*9×9=81*
*9×10=90*

When He was done, he looked back at the students and they were all *laughing at him  because of the first equation which was wrong.*

Then the teacher said the following:
I wrote the first equation wrong on purpose, because I wanted you to learn *Something important.*

This was for you to know how the world out there will TREAT you!

You can see that I wrote the *RIGHT thing nine times*, but none of you congratulated me for it.

But you all laughed and criticized me because of *one wrong thing* I did.

*The lesson is:*
The world Will Never Appreciate the good you do *a million times*, but will Criticize the *one wrong thing* you do.
So don't Get Discouraged!

*ALWAYS RISE ABOVE ALL   CRITICISM.*
Don't *Look Up* to man; *look Up to God!*

Monday, January 28, 2019

MIRACLE

Miracle  poison ONION💧

Written By: Hassan Ali
*In 1919, flu killed 40 million people. * A doctor visited the many farmers who had the attack to see if he could help them combat the flu.
    Many of the farmers & their family had contracted the flu and many died.
     However, the doctor came upon one farmer whose family was healthy and nobody in the house contracted the flu.
    The doctor asked the farmer what he was doing that was different from the others.
     The farmer's wife replied that she put an unpeeled onion in a dish and placed them in all the rooms in their house.
     The doctor thought that could have been the cure so he asked for one of those onions.
    As he placed it under the microscope, he found the flu virus in the onion. The onions obviously absorbed all the bacteria and thereby kept the family healthy.
    Now, I sent this story to a friend in Oregon who regularly contributes material to me on health issues. She replied with this most interesting experience about onions:
     She said ' Thanks for the reminder. I don't know about the farmer's story but, I do know that I myself got pneumonia and became very ill. From my previous knowledge about onions, I  cut both ends off an onion put it into an empty jar, and place the jar next to myself over night.
     By the morning, I began to feel better while the onion became black.
    *Lots of times when we have stomach problems we don't know what to blame. Maybe the onions that we ate earlier are to blame.*

*Onions ABSORB BACTERIA* and that is the reason why they are also good at preventing us from getting *colds & flu* in left peeled in our room !!!
 
*And for that very reason we should NOT eat an onion that has been sitting for a time after it has *been cut open.*

*Left over onions are poisonous*

When food poisoning is reported, the first thing the officials look for is whether the 'victim'  ate *ONIONS* and where those onions came from. Most probably the *ONIONS,* are the cause.

*Onions are huge magnets for bacteria, especially uncooked ones.

*Never ever keep a portion of sliced onion over a period of time and thereafter use it to prepare food. It's not even safe if you put it in a zip-lock bag and placed it in your refrigerator. It is still poisonous

Also, do not give onions to dogs. Their stomachs cannot metabolize onions.

*Please remember it is dangerous to cut an onion and try to save it to cook with the next day, it becomes highly poisonous for even a single night - as it creates toxic bacteria which causes adverse stomach infections and food poisoning.

I am forwarding this from another person
Share this to as many  people as possible  to let them know the poisonous effect of peeled onion left over —which can cause us sick .

Saturday, January 26, 2019

WHAT IS YOUR PLAN THIS YEAR

*WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING WITH?*

written By: IBRAHIM MUSA BABA

      This year 2019 has just started. What exactly are you running with this year?
Are you running this life race with a vision or you are just living as the day goes. Life is meaningless without purposes, goals and vision.
Follow these seven simple steps to establish your goals and visions in 2019 and run with it for maximum achievement before the year ends.
*Step 1: decide exactly what you want*
*2. Write it down think on paper.*
*3. Set a deadline with your goal - a goal or decision without a deadline have no urgency. It has no beginning or end*
*4. Make a list of everything you can think of that you are going to do to achieve your goals.*
*5. Organise your list into plans organise your lists by priority and sequence.*
*6. Take action on your plans immediately -  for you to achieve any kind of success, execution is everything.*
*7. Resolve to do something every single day that moves you towards your major goals.*
Yes,  remember that goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. You have done better, now follow these 7 steps to concritize your goals with an inner drive and desire to accomplish them. Pray for Divine help as you do these.
*wishing you a turning point testimony in 2019*

MANAGER

 PROJECT MANAGERS are always in demand,no matter what the industry,there will be a need for qualified professionals to plan and provision the work of project management,which can be a complex and rewarding career. If you're wondered whether becoming a project manager is right for you,this article can help.

WHAT DO PROJECT MANAGERS DO?

The basic principles of Project Management include:
-Planning
-Organizing
-Securing
-Controlling
-Leading and
-Managing resources and
_Tasks to achieve specific business goals.
Project Managers determine strategies to kick off the project,evaluate and understand the project requirements,analyze and gather the required professional on board and monitor the progress of the work.

Coordinator: WHY CHOOSE PROJECT MANAGEMENT AS A CAREER?

Like many jobs project managers will need a variety of skills in order to be successful . In addition to keen organisational skills,project Management aspirants should also be effective problem solvers,have above average math skills and be clear communicators. For those who enjoy varied responsibilities,project management may be good match.

These reasons and many other factors are why companies employ people with professional project management skills.

Friday, January 25, 2019

WHO ARE THE CULPRITS? POLITICIANS OR HOODLUMS


POLITICAL THUGGERY  IN NIGERIA 

Northeast, Yobe and Borno states in particular


     By: IBRAHIM MUSA BABA

    The word "hoodlum" here is simply described as "thuggery" in particular. Thuggery  can be an act of violence or behaviour by ruffians hired or instigated by politicians to intimidate their opponents.

    The answer to the above question here is both the politicians and the hoodlums are found culprits associated with the issue of political thuggery in Nigeria.

    This has convinced so many people to believe that the problems of poverty, unemployment among the youths, financial attractiveness of elective positions, the value system of wealth accumulation, the phenomenon of god- fatherism in democratic Nigeria; lack of political ideology and principles, absence of internal party democracy in contemporary Nigerian political parties and its attendant effects as well as ineffective security agency, account for the incidence of political thuggery in Nigeria.  Poverty which makes them willing tool for thuggery in the hands of desperate politicians; desperation or ‘do or die’ politics among some politicians, and the negative impact of money politics in the country’s present-day democracy.

   Sadly, we failed to understand that political thuggery is a serious threat to democratic consolidation in Nigeria because it scares credible candidates and followers to sort out their choices or opinions. With this, it is very common to see some politicians giving youths and aiding proliferation of arms, ammunition and other dangerous weapons purposely for acts of criminality.

   Unknowingly, political thuggery hinders public accountability of elective officers, thus, is a bane to good governance in Nigeria. It also increases the crime rate and the emergence of credible candidates in elections and a threat to the achievement of democratic dividends and exercise of citizenship rights in Nigeria.

   Unfortunately, instead of them to have a pathetic situation where the leadership don't have any sense of obligation towards the citizens which is supposed to be symbiotic. To say the least, politicians at the federal, state and local government levels are the highest paid public office holders; consequently, politics in Nigeria has become prebendal and wrongly perceived as a  lucrative venture where millions of naira are invested in the electoral process and billions of naira is reaped as personal profiting interests of politicians, their supporters and political god fathers seem to be the utmost in the pursuit of the vast majority of political office holders throughout the years spent in offices.

     The funniest thing about them is they don't engage their children, relatives or love ones to participate in the process of political thuggery or any sort of criminal activities but they influence the poor children through the use of money and drugs to engage in the heinous acts.

  Though in the society like ours, (Northeast, Yobe and Borno states in particular ) the rate of political thuggery has reduced as a result of Boko-Haram Insurgency.

     According to a research carried out by a Lecturer in the Department of Public Administration, University Of Maiduguri, Paul Y. Mbaya, on the topic, "The Implications of Political Thuggery on Socio Economic and Political Development of Maiduguri, Borno State" he revealed that "Over the years, the activities of thugs have been legitimatized and powerfully backed by the political class and unfortunately in Maiduguri most of these thugs have metamorphosed to Boko-Haram.

     The findings reveal that poverty, high rate of unemployment, high rate of illiteracy among the youths and families having more children that cannot be catered for by their income are responsible for the increasing number of thugs in the State. As a result, these children have no good education, no proper home training, and no food to eat and even shelter.

    These conditions they found themselves make them more vulnerable to be hired as thugs to rig elections, to kill and to engage in other social vices in the society. Similarly, thuggery in Maiduguri has caused mass exodus of people out of Maiduguri city to look for safer places because of the fear of death".

    By now, both the politicians and the thugs should understand that political thuggery is not the solution and it's unfair to democracy. It's hopefully therefore, that politicians 'll shun all forms of political thuggery or influencing people into social vices.


Thursday, January 24, 2019

LESSON


Food for thought.
Written By: IBRAHIM MUSA BABA
   
      A group of 50 people attended a seminar. Suddenly the speaker stopped and started giving each person a balloon.

     Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room. 

     Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their respective names written on within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their names, pushing and colliding with each other, and there was utter chaos. At the end of 5 minutes, no one could find their own balloons.

   Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it. Within minutes everyone had their own balloons.

    The speaker began: This is exactly what is happening in our lives. 

     Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all over the place, not knowing where it is. Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people.
   
     Help them Find their happiness and you will get your own happiness too.
 
      And this is the purpose of human life... Learn to put a smile on someone's face, and you will also smile in due course .​
      
     L E S S O N : when you're making others to succeed in life you're also a success.